Life without shisha sure does go fruitless

Riyad, the owner of my favorite hookah bar, somehow located me on facebook a couple months ago.
Today two random middle eastern men requested to be my facebook friend. One, known as Fayiz from Jordan, added me. It said we had one mutual friend, which was Riyad. Then Fayiz's friend Mohammed from Bahrain added me. And now, as I type this "Mohammed" is writing on my wall and messaging me. And fb chatted me saying: "I am Mohamed from the Kingdom of Bahrain, please, tell me abour urself?"
His profile says under political views: Arab Socialist Baath Party.

This amuses me for now, but I sense I should delete one or both soon.

Middle Eastern men love me. I have an Egyptian admirer at the hookah bar, as well.

Oh man this conversation is entertaining...

3:50pm Mohammad: hi

3:50pmErin
hi, how did you find my profile

3:51pmMohammad
by chance

3:51pmErin
i see
have you been to the states before?

3:51pmMohammad
no

3:51pmErin
i've never been to jordan either

3:51pmMohammad
It is one of my dream
U R Welcome

3:52pmMohammad
Im Jordanian but Im working as a lecturer in Bahrain

3:54pmMohammad
ok
Tell me about yourself . please??/

3:54pmErin
i study art history

3:55pmMohammad
at the uni??

3:56pmErin
yes, at the uni

3:56pmMohammad
good
How old r u ?or it is a secret ??

3:57pmErin
no secret, 22
and you

3:58pmMohammad
I dont belive this
I think u r 15 or less

3:58pmErin
well why would you message a 15 year old girl?

3:58pmMohammad
you have a baby face
No problem
Im 26

3:59pmErin
i dont think it is normal for a 26 year old to chat up a 15 year old

4:00pmMohammad
what does u mean ???

4:00pmErin
Nevermind

4:00pmMohammad
ok darling
what a bout your family ????

4:01pmErin
My mother is a CEO of a major corporation and my father stays at home to cook and clean

4:01pmMohammad
ok
my father is a retired teacher
I have 4 sis and 3 broth
My father have a store in St .Marteen Island
It is near USA

4:04pmErin
whereabouts?
we are a small country so i probably am near to it

4:04pmMohammad
WHAT ????
what about your state ???

4:05pmErin
where is st. marteen

4:05pmMohammad
it is an island in the karabi Sea

4:06pmErin
where is the karabi sea?

4:06pmMohammad
sorry but im not good at geography
Im rinking Pepsi
Do u want to share me ???

4:07pmErin
share you?

4:08pmMohammad
drinking Pepsi ??

4:08pmErin
i prefer Coke

4:08pmMohammad
what coke ???

4:09pmErin
coca cola

4:09pmMohammad
OK

4:09pmErin
you have heard of it?

4:09pmMohammad
ya
I know coca
Now im taking Shisha

4:10pmErin
ah, we call it hookah here
one of my favorite activities

4:10pmMohammad
righ
ys
It is my prefarable event every day

4:11pmErin
i would agree, it is my preferable event also

4:11pmMohammad
Sharing me ????

4:11pmErin
uh, no smoking hookah

4:11pmMohammad
so nice
Life without shisha goes fruitless

4:12pmErin
This is true.

4:12pmMohammad
Your birthday is after 1 month nearly ???

4:13pmErin
yes, it is

4:13pmMohammad
Happy Bithday from now to 24-5

4:13pmErin
thank you

4:14pm Mohammad
ok
what about time now ???

4:14pmErin
??

4:15pmMohammad
the oclock ???

4:15pmErin
ah yes, the o'clock
it is 4:15 pm
and the time in Bahrain?

4:15pmMohammad
it is 1.15 After mid

4:15pmErin
i see, you are up late

4:15pmMohammad
no
Because I have only 2 lessons only

4:16pmErin
i see
well i should go now
enjoy your shisha

4:17pmMohammad
and it is unbelivable chance t talk with you
ok
have a nice time

4:18pmMohammad
can I chat u tomorrow ???

4:18pmErin
perhaps, we'll see

4:18pmMohammad
thanks , c u
4:18pmMohammad
salam

Among many other reasons why this is humorous, I think it's funny that he teaches English!